8 Jokes to Make your Day!
Go ahead and laugh!
- My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds… only 15 to go…
2. I don’t mean to brag but … I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes …
3. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
4. Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
5. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this…
6. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money … so I woke up and searched with him.
7. My dentist told me I need a crown… I said, “You bet, pour mine over rocks”
8. Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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